Air Striker and the Batleth Sword

Due to an extended recon mission outside the normal parameters, I was unable to post an update yesterday. I apologize for the absence of communication, but our intel has grown tremendously due to the mission. We are now safer and have more information about the surrounding dangers and preventative measures that must be taken in order to ensure the safety of our fellow man. While traveling I met up with a good friend and an expert in air maneuvering, codename AIR STRIKER. I believe that he will be a valuable asset in the war against the zombies. He has positioned himself within access to offensive aircraft that will prove necessary for the tragic rise of Z-Day. His vigilance and valor are models that all Dojo soldiers should emulate. These qualities place him above the norm and in the top rung of key players that will help us become victorious in the cause.

It has also come to my attention that prior mass production of star trek fantasy memorabilia may be our greatest chance for survival against the zombie uprising. The recreation of the Klingon Batleth sword is a 48 inch stainless steel curved blade. It's parallel leather grip allows its wielder an ergonomic offense. With the movement of the arm or wrist, the Batleth moves with ease to slaughter the enemy - in this case the undead. Such displays of the batleth power can be seen by Worf of Deep Space Nine and The Next Generation. Worf is noted as a superb warrior of the batleth and has won tournaments with this deadly weapon. The Dojo has acquired a number of these items; we suggest that our subscribers do the same. Practice with these weapons is essential for guaranteed success, find a batleth tournament near you for combat simulations and trials that will be useful when the Day comes. Your mental and physical fortitude is your greatest attribute in the fight against the zombie. The Dojo is now preparing such tournaments and seminars in order to educate the masses about the batleth and its techniques.

With AIR STRIKER above us and the batleth sword in our hands, the Dojo has a greater chance than ever to restore the Earth to its human heirs and purge the zombie presence forever.