The Fifth of July - One less day before the Dead rise to destroy us.
How shall we survive if they were to rise against us? Here at the Dojo we are becoming prepared for such a tragedy of absolute hopelessness. For those unaware of the situation, Hell is set to unleash the dead upon our land. The consequence will reak havoc of biblical proportions upon our land, but without biblical prophecy. Instead of the savior emerging to combat the forces of evil, we will be alone with only our courage and survival insticts to save us.
The facts:
For the last couple of years there have been a copious amount of zombie media saturating every outlet. Zombie movies (28 days later, shaun of the dead, dawn of the dead, land of the dead, resident evil 1 and 2), zombie video games (the resident evil series and clones), literature about the unnatural and unholy occurances (check amazon and the like). While some see this as a growing trend of entertainment and the natural progression to profit on a cultural fad, we at The Dojo see this trend as an unholy prophecy that warns us of the inevitable. We are in danger of losing our entire civilization, culture, and species. The only thing that stands in the way of total annahilation is being prepared for a war against the dead. We need to become urban and suburban soldiers prepared to destroy those who turn to destroy us. We must be ready to kill our best friends and mothers when their wounds eat their souls and mutate their very existences.
As the days progress, I will post more information, strategy, and insights for the safety of my fellow man. Until then, stay safe, vigilant, and prepared.

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