Minutes from UFSTWFTRUZK
It has recently been brought to the Dojos attention at our last international meeting of the Union for saving the world from the ravenous undead Zombie killers or "UFSTWFTRUZK", we are trying to shorten that up but, for now that's what the general public associates with and our PR department told us that a name change should be a subtle thing. Anyways what was brought up was the issue with Vampires. Now true Vampires are undead but we believe that they are not all bad like Muslims they are our uneasy Allies. So when Z-day strikes we believe that vampires will help to strife the land of Zombies along side of the elite Dojo freedom fighters. After that diligent task though, we may have to go back to keeping a watchful eye on our large teeth allies for they will always have a thirst for blood, but as soon as that thirst turns human we attack them with extreme prejudice, shit!, If you are a vampire reading this omit the previous statement from your pasty face widows peak head. In closing we still don't have a clue on how Vampires will act on Z-day. Stay Vigilant

0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home