My neighbor is on to me and will be the first to go

As I stare out the window after another sunrise I observe that my neighbor still carries his hideous human form, damn I was hoping today would be our Z-day, the day when the Dojo sends all Zombies and their allies back to Hades. Is there any secret underground laboratory being negligent today, forgetting to turn something off or dropping a deadly zombie virus, the Dojo can only hope. For all you faithful to the Dojo training system remember to practice all of your Zombie killing katas today, I myself have all ready ran 5 miles and performed 2 hours of zombie killing attack moves. The Home Depot also has some great sales on blunt objects so check that. Remember when death is on the line a piece of wood could be your only hope. For now it's back to the training. Zombie Killer signing off. Maybe tomorrow my neighbor will be a souless being of rotten flesh walking the earth in search of brains, One can only hope.