NEWS FROM REMOTE LOCATIONS

Let me be the first in saying sorry that we at the Dojo have not been able to update this valuable site for a while. We were in remote territories doing extensive Zombie studies so top secret that all of our information on them are in one of those Manila folders with a cool ultra top secret stamp on the top then we placed them into a metal briefcase which is handcuffed to an out of work actor. Who you say. Well he will be named in a later blog. Well here is the latest up to date news on Zombies, it's seems that Zombies go through an evolution stage and then they eeb into a very retarded undead stagger, which is followed by more evolution. For example the Zombies in Dawn of the Dead are quick and semi-intelligent while in later movies they digress and with the latest Zombie feature they have once again have gained some form of knowledge. It is a mystery that the Dojo is working dilingetly to solve. We have recently discovered in a demographic we published only months ago that there are large vampire communities surrounding 24 hour grocery stores and convenient marts. Well we must once ago go into the bush to study our Zombie foes so we can strike them down when Z-day comes. Stay vigilant and watch your back.