The Dojo. Preparing for the Rise of the Dead.

Monday, July 11, 2005

The Pet Threat

The topic of today is rarely discussed. It's even possibly an unknown threat to most civilians. This threat is the gigantic animal population that exists around the world. Studies have shown that not all animals show the same signals of infection that people do, but can still be carriers of the disease. Almost all animals wild or domestic become more irritable when infected by the zombie. The most dangerous of these are species that are most likely to be around people and transmit the disease. Household pets (dogs, cats, marmots), opossum, raccoons, stray animals, skunks, squirrels, etc. have the highest probability of infecting the surrounding human communities. Primates such as chimps, gorillas, and orangutans have been noted in actually forming zombie like qualities just as their human counterparts have. **This study was performed under strict supervision within the Dojo facilities**

We suggest that as always, remain aware of your surroundings and those that enter and remain near your home (both human and non). But when Z-Day becomes reality, keep your beloved pets near you. Do not allow them to bite the infected, they will ingest the toxic blood themselves and unknowingly become zombie transmitters. Farm animals will also have to be locked up or slaughtered in order to protect people and other animal carnivores. We cannot allow people to consume infected chicken, beef, and pork. We are still doing tests on egg products, but for now we warn people that they are potentially harmful. The world is afraid of the outbreak "Mad Cow Disease" imagine the results of "Mad Zombie Disease."

1 Comments:

At 3:13 PM, Blogger Anonymous said...

The movie Dead Meat features zombie cows http://incrediblystrange.blogspot.com/2005/08/dead-meat-2004.html

 

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