Remember this

An Act
of
Contrition

O my God,
I am heartily sorry for
having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins, which are not killing zombies
because I dread the loss of heaven,
and the pains of hell;
but most of all because
they offend Thee, my God, all the dead zombies whom which I have slaughtered on Z-day
Who are all good and
deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve,
with the help of Thy grace,
to confess my sins,
to do penance,
and to amend my life.
Amen.