URGENT NEWS

THIS NEWS IS SO URGENT THAT IT HAS TO BE TYPED IN LARGE PRINT. DOLPH LUNDGREN AND THE ZOMBIE FILES WERE ALMOST SEIZED BY AGENTS OF THE UNDEAD, OUR INTELLENGENCE REPORTS THAT A PERSON ON THE INSIDE OF THE DOJO WAS MAKING SECRET MIDNIGHT MEETINGS WITH THE DOJOS NEMESIS DR. ROD F. ZOMBIELOVER. DR. ZOMBIELOVER HAS FOR YEARS BEEN TRYING TO GET ON THE INSIDE OF THE DOJO AND BRING BACK ZOMBIES FOR HIS EVIL PLANS OF ZOMBIETISING HALF OF canada. HE ALMOST SUCCEEDED BUT OUR OUT OF WORK ACTOR HANS FOUGHT OUR EX-AGENT OFF AND SAVED MONTHS OF RESEARCH.

AND HERE IS SOME INTERESTING TRIVIA ON THE MAN THAT JUST SAVED HALF OF CANADA:
Trivia

Was team leader for the United States modern pentathlon team at the 1996 summer olympics.

Was once engaged to Grace Jones

Holds a master's degree in chemical engineering. Was offered a Fulbright scholarship to study at MIT.

He married Anette in Stockholm.

Was once a bodyguard for Grace Jones

He was European Heavyweight Karate Champion in 1980-81.

Australian Heavyweight Karate Champion in 1982.

He dated model Paula Barbieri, also O.J. Simpson's ex-girlfriend.

Speaks five languages: Swedish, English, German, French and Japanese.

Born in 1957, but claims birthdate of 1959.

Officially announced his retirement from acting to spend more time with his family. [April 19, 2002]

Children, with Anette Qviberg: Ida and Greta.

I.Q. is 160

Was one of the last celebrities modelling for photographer Victor Skrebneski, notably a Chicago International Film Festival poster.

He obtained his third degree black belt (third Dan) in Kyokushinkai Karate in July 1998 in Stockholm, Sweden, after a four to five months training with his former teacher Brian Fitkin.

Sports natural blonde hair in all his films, save for The Punisher (1989) where it is dyed jet black to match that of the comic character.

He was the first actor cast for the 1987 cult sci-fi film Masters of the Universe (1987).

Was considered at one point for the role of Marvel Comics superhero Captain America.

Was considered for the role of Ben Richards in The Running Man (1987). The part eventually went to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

AGENT ZOMBIEKILLER SIGNING OFF, STAY VIGILANT AND REMEMBER ZOMBIE WE WILL BREAK YOU, YOU UNDEAD JAYWALKING BASTARDS