The Dojo is back and is longer hiding like anne frank

First of all let me say that though we had to take major operations underground we still stayed vigilant. Did you? Wow I just saw a guy take a kick to the nuts on my global monitoring system and it didn't hurt because of Judo-Kai, which is nothing compared to the Dojo training. It's a known fact that a Zombie doesn’t have a great leg range. Plus Judo-kai is for pussies, because it lacks the binge drinking discipline of the Dojo. The only right way to kill Zombies on Z-day is to be mildly drunk and then wait till some Zombie Cop try’s to pull you over. He will want to try and eat your brains but for him it will be his second 187 and your victory over his dead zombie form. As a postscript make sure he is a real zombie cop before unleashing the wrath of the Dojo. I’m off to do some training. Remember practice your Katas and stay vigilant.